Friend of mine: The part that connects the hemispheres of the brain, can’t remember the name.

Me: Corpus callosum.

Friend of mine: No, that can’t be right. It’s something else.

Me: No, it’s the corpus callosum.

Friend: Ah, pretty sure that’s not it. I’m going to look it up.

Me: That’s it, I promise.

I looked it up and you’re totally right. I have a degree in neuroscience and now I’m not only embarrassed but wondering where the hell you came from.

Me: I come from the place where I’ve read like 10,000 plus books?