Today my partner said, “The only way I get to see your family is in mug shots!”
Well…that’s because I grew up among the lowest-class white people there are in North Florida. When the poor kids wanted someone to make fun of for being worse off than them, they made fun of us. Not saying that every lower-class person is a criminal, but my family and friends definitely were.
I think I should write a country song called “Everybody I Know is a Criminal.”
Unlike 90% of the so-called Country stars, I don’t even have to fake the Southern accent.