night taking an interesting turn. just chopped some jalapeños and accidentally touched my dick
— Huge, Delicious (@PrettyBadLefty) January 10, 2021
One time years ago a girlfiend and I ate some very spicy food at a Mexican restaurant and then returned to our hotel.
I immediately went down on her in the heat (heh) of the moment. This, it turns out, was a very bad idea. Needless to say, that did not go well. It quickly involved statements like, “What are you doing? Everything is burning down there!”
Ah well. Live and learn. (She was fine after a bit.)