Fight Florence the American Way

By | September 12, 2018

Get our your guns and show that hurricane who’s boss! Any gun will do but something with a huge, manly caliber is better. Just stand in your yard, point your big long barrel southeast, and start flinging’ ammo downrange! That hurricane will turn tail in no time at all. Only Americans can show a hurricane what’s what, and what is more American than a hail of hot lead? Yeehaw!

But don’t waste any of that ammo on climate change, since it’s fake.

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