Java the Nut

I have the opposite problem. In my resumé there is nearly nothing about programming, coding, or developing and yet I get recruiters sending me jobs for developer positions all the time. The latest one was for a Sr. Java developer. I have never once used Java, know almost nothing about the language itself, and have no interest in it at all. My resumé doesn’t have that keyword or anything vaguely similar to that.

It was probably an algorithmic error, but how can the algorithm be so atrocious?