It’s time for a new phone. Mine just isn’t cutting it anymore. Its battery lasts like 10 minutes when I travel.

Unfortunately, every single phone on the market fucking sucks and has no headphone jack, which means they are essentially unusable. I don’t know what I am going to do because I will be deeply unhappy with any new phone. I hate that I even need a smartphone but they’ve become an inescapable part of modern life; in certain trendy restaurants you can’t even look at a fucking menu without a phone that can do QR codes. Went one place recently like that. I asked for a paper menu and they did not even have one.

I hate this and want to destroy everything to do with tech even though I am in tech.