Carmen Yulín Cruz in 2020! While it’s not completely clear if someone from Puerto Rico can become president, it’s almost certainly a yes.

Yep, I have no doubt that Hillary Clinton would’ve had a better response to Puerto Rico’s devastation, because a turnip would have a better response to just about anything as compared to Trump. However, just because there are two very bad choices doesn’t mean I have to pretend one is an angelic being of pure auric emanations.