If any of ya’ll see me half-naked on the internet, my apologies. There was a literal peephole in the dressing room of the clothing store I went to the other day. I would’ve taken a photo of it, but I didn’t have my smartphone with me. (Unlike most, I don’t carry it everywhere.)
It was a men’s-only dressing room, too, with the peephole. Mostly, I don’t give a crap about such things, so if you do happen to see some salacious images of me on the internet, I’m sorry. Avert your eyes or not, as you will.