It’s insane how sexless this photo is https://t.co/ZZ9mfv09fV
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) May 7, 2022
Indeed. This is the least sexy “sexy” photo I have ever seen. And due to bad lighting and unfavorable angles Penelope Cruz looks like she’s been dead a few days, which is an achievement considering how beautiful she actually is.