Not fancy

I keep getting spam to “Rent a Yacht” or “Rent an Executive Jet.”

How many takers can this sort of spam get?

I’m from frickin’ North Florida. I don’t rent yachts or jets. I don’t feel at home around the type of people who rent yachts or jets, even if I could afford such things.

Even if I were a billionaire, I’d be about as likely to rent a yacht or a jet as I would be to throw a frisbee to Jupiter.