gonna need a wartime economy when this is all said and done the million dollar question is who is gonna mobilize it

— Liz Franczak (@liz_franczak) April 2, 2020

Oh, we’ll have a wartime economy alright. We’ll be rumbling with each other in streets strewn with the hulks of burning cars over the last roll of Charmin, machetes and rocks flying, yappy dogs deployed as distraction into the scrum, cans of cream of artichoke soup no one wanted used as bludgeons.

That’s the wartime economy for you!