This bit about terrible security questions reminds me that sometimes I come across a list of such questions where not a single one is relevant to me. Not a single one in the list. Never been married, don’t have any kids, don’t have any pets, don’t know my parent’s birth dates, etc.
These days, I just make up some garbage and store it in a secured password manager but it’s annoying the assumed uniformity of everyone.
I hope I never have to say any of them over the phone. “Why yes, my oldest child’s nickname is Shitty McPoopinpants.”