I once saw a saw a store called “The Shop.”
This made me conceive of other potential extremely generic store appellations.
So I thought of calling my potential retail operation “Commerce Activities.” Lately, I thought I’d go fully postmodern and call it “Consume. Acquiesce. Obey.” But then I might attract hipsters, and no one wants that. They are so hard to get rid of; traps and spraying do nothing.