When you look

When you look less of a badass and more ridiculous carrying a semi-automatic rifle, you have failed at life. And these goobers, my friends, have failed.

Members of the gun rights group Open Carry Texas pose in a Chipotle restaurant.

As I mentioned the other day to my partner, the only advantage to having a bunch of idiots running around in public with guns is that if I ever need one, I can just take it as I doubt those types have any real idea how to prevent that from happening. I don’t even have to carry my own in case of alien invasion, etc.

Of course, that benefit is greatly outweighed by having a bunch of festering nincompoops with military-grade weaponry walking around looking like the army that the rejects’ rejects rejected.

And that’ s lot of rejection.