Hopeful

A connection I’d never made before. Hope Sandoval is the real-life version of how Galadriel should’ve been portrayed in the LOTR films: fey, distant, ethereal, disconnected from mortal concerns.

I don’t mean Hope’s appearance. In the books, Galadriel is canonically described as tall with golden hair; Hope is quite short and very much dark-haired. I mean how they feel as personalities, as beings in the world.

Of the characters in the films, if it’s not obvious I was most disappointed by Galadriel1. She just lacked the gravitas and remoteness that are both well-described in the written version and that would befit someone who is about 8,300 years old. And I don’t think it was Cate Blanchett’s fault. She had poor direction and poor writing to work with. Though other parts of those films were excellent, the writers of the LOTR films just did not know what do with Galadriel.

The films completely miss her power, her pride, her strangeness, the fact that she’s one of the most dangerous beings in the world, no matter what her intent is. She seemed there like a lugubrious Renaissance fair refugee rather than someone who could’ve potentially taken on Gandalf and triumphed.

And that was a real failure.

  1. Other than Tom Bombadil not being present at all. He was the most important entity in Middle Earth!

Hair Today, Hopefully Gone Tomorrow

The haircut that Ilene Graff had in this promo shot from Mr. Belvedere was pretty common in the 1980s. And without a doubt, it was one of the worst women’s hairstyles of all time.

She’s the one on the bottom right, if you did not immediately take notice of that hairpocalypse.

Narcissus Without Beauty

Gen Z and the wokesters demand art that perfectly conforms to their beliefs and naรฏve intuitions about how the world should work. But good art is supposed to change you. If you don’t walk out of a cinema or a museum or a play or a symphony feeling like at least somewhat of a different person with an altered set of possibilities arrayed before you, that art has failed.

Instead of being changed by art, Gen Z and the woke crowd demand that art be a mirror that shows only their own reflection.

That is not what art is for.

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