Ad lib

When motherfuckers start paying me to look at ads, I might consider it.

Until then, I won’t see any ads on the computer I paid for, viewed on the monitor I paid for, on the internet connection I paid for, in the dwelling I am paying for.

That websites have not or cannot find a way to monetize themselves that works better than ads is not my problem. Just because you want me to look at your ads is not my problem. Your busted-ass business model is also not my problem.

If every website in the world disappears because ads are being blocked, so be it. Ads are a plague and should not be viewed by anyone.