BeOff

The year is 2040. The only event left in the summer Olympics is “Being Offended.” The Space Needle in Seattle has been torn down and replaced with the Earth Noodle. Being attracted to anyone is illegal. Nations no longer exist and Amazon officially owns every living human; the liberals say this is “for your own good.”

Everyone worships the algorithm because It Knows BestTM. A cyborg clone of AOC is president.