Obama complaining about “a series of affectionate yet chaste friendships” like a fucking 2013 red pill loser is going to have its own wrinkle in my brain long after I forget my grandchildrens’ names https://t.co/elQNE0Y1t2

— strategy consultant (@neoliberal_dad) November 18, 2020

Obama was a friendzone dude? Dang, that explains a lot of things.

Please can I have some of those affectionate yet chaste friendships with smart women? Thank you.