Eye Hate You

Hey again ya’ll.

All I have to say about 5K is that if you aren’t using it, you hate your eyes and they hate you. There’s nothing wrong with hating your eyes I guess, but why do it if you don’t have to. Love your eyes. Respect your eyes. Give them the gift of 5K.

I can’t freakin’ wait until 8K is not $4,000, though. Then I plan to love my eyes at 8K.