Hard Vard

I like doing that to people who expect to impress me for having gone to fancy schools.

Things I’ve said in real life to such hoity-toity people:

  • “Cornell? Is that an agricultural school? You know, ‘corn?'”
  • “Brown? Where’s that community college at? I think my mom went there.”
  • “Stanford? Haven’t heard of it.”

That can be really, really fun.