I’m Dying Here

I see Fat Acceptance nutter butters write things all the time like, “I’m fat and I managed to walk 5k as a fatty” and such.

Is that some kind of achievement? I could run five miles and I don’t run. It wouldn’t be fun, but I could do it. Walking 5km is not a fucking achievement of any kind. A three-year-old could do that.

What’s amazing is that they have such low standards and because they do, they think successfully not dying when they do something any adult human should be able to do without thinking twice is like organizing a fucking expedition to the moon.