Within half an hour someone told me about being jilted before marriage twice, about their history of mental health issues, tried to kiss me and when I said I had a runny nose she said “don’t worry!” and stuck her tongue up there. Then showed me her fb post about going on a date

— Rick Simpson (@rspiano) January 20, 2020

Huh, finally found one that tops my date where the woman I went out with passed out/went to sleep from being on so many opioids mid-date, woke up about halfway through, and then a few minutes later told me she really liked being choked during sex and asked me to do that to her later.

Readers, we did not have sex of any type, choking or no. I made some excuse after I ate my t-bone and skedaddled. The steak was very good, though!