Excuse making and finger pointing

According to stunned and delusional Dems, Hillary lost because:

  • Bernie Bros
  • KGB
  • Krampus
  • Space Aliens
  • Tony Danza
  • Voter Suppression (only somewhat plausible one on the list*)
  • FBI coup
  • Evil liberals who had the temerity to utter any word of criticism
  • Dumbledore

Here’s why actually Hillary lost: she was a reviled and terrible candidate whose strength was in the South where she had little to no chance of winning anyway. I said that before the election. So did many others. Voters stayed away in droves because she was about as inspiring as a three-day-old Taco Bell chalupa that a swarm of roaches has gnawed on.

Bernie would have won in a landslide. Likely Elizabeth Warren, too. Hell, a toaster would’ve been more likely to win it than she was.

Nominate someone who is unelectable, who is already the most-disliked candidate in history before she even begins campaigning, and you end up a loser. Simple as that.

*Though once you realize the truth of Tony Danza, why vote? Why do anything?