According to stunned and delusional Dems, Hillary lost because:

• Bernie Bros
• KGB
• Krampus
• Space Aliens
• Tony Danza
• Voter Suppression (only somewhat plausible one on the list*)
• FBI coup
• Evil liberals who had the temerity to utter any word of criticism
• Dumbledore

Here’s why actually Hillary lost: she was a reviled and terrible candidate whose strength was in the South where she had little to no chance of winning anyway. I said that before the election. So did many others. Voters stayed away in droves because she was about as inspiring as a three-day-old Taco Bell chalupa that a swarm of roaches has gnawed on.

Bernie would have won in a landslide. Likely Elizabeth Warren, too. Hell, a toaster would’ve been more likely to win it than she was.

Nominate someone who is unelectable, who is already the most-disliked candidate in history before she even begins campaigning, and you end up a loser. Simple as that.

*Though once you realize the truth of Tony Danza, why vote? Why do anything?