Putin on the Ritz

Putin is such an evil genius that he traveled back in time to force the US/UK and their intelligence operatives to subvert Soviet rule by supporting neo-Nazi and neo-fascist movements way back in the 1960s-1980s.

Has any super-villain ever been any more super-villainous? It’s almost unbelievable the lengths Putin will go to for his cause — inventing time machines, forcing Trump to make decisions massively harmful to Russia to throw off the scent that Trump is secretly (somehow) still a Russian stooge, and all with a budget that the NSA and CIA would call “couch findings.” It’s amazing.

Of course, maybe it’s all paranoia and Democracts avoiding the real issues?

Nah, couldn’t be.