Look at the Babies Cry

It’s funny how much right-aligned people are now wringing their hands and crying like little babies about how liberals like me are rejoicing that the UHC shitheel got himself assassinated. Never mind their own support for deliberately killing women with abortion bans and celebrating doofuses like Clive Bundy et al. The below, though, is how I (and many others) feel.

When we start using their own tactics against them, suddenly those brawny manly men and hardy pioneer women become little fraidy-cats and want Daddy to come protect and save them. Hilarious.

If the corporate MBA types and their follow-on bootlickers, brown-nosers and sycophants hadn’t made life so very terrible for so many Americans, no one would be celebrating the death of that dipshit. But there are a few thousand more CEOs and execs who need to be — and deserve to be — put up against the wall.

You can tell when the right is afraid because they start whining like three-year-olds. And that’s always entertaining to me because otherwise they spend so much time pretending to be hard-boiled and tough. But the minute they get a little bit scared, they sound exactly like the leftist dorks with their trigger warning and safe spaces.

But the UHC CEO got the best trigger warning of all time. Let’s hope there are many more.

Brain Infection

Just got a call from Microsoft (scam) “support.”

I answered for some reason. Here’s how the fun transpired.

Fake MSFT: This is Nathan from Microsoft support and your computer has been detected to have malware and viruses and needs to be cleaned. Can I log in and help you out?

Me: Oh no! I also caught a virus from my computer. It just leapt out of the keyboard and straight into my brain. Check it: *makes beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: Ah, uhhh, can you let me log on?

Me: To my brain? NO ONE WANTS TO GO IN THERE, THERE ARE MONSTERS! *louder beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: *hangs up*

When I’m in the mood, I absolutely love fucking with scammers.

You Do

That’s hilarious. I used to get comments like that on my old, much-more-popular blog. They were basically, “I hate you and everything you write! I will be religiously reading and commenting on every post, which is always wrong and terrible!”

Ok, buddy, you do you. I’ll be over here making love to my girl and eating pizza. Let the hate consume you and such.

Just Not

Some people pigeonhole me as “just the IT guy,” which is in some ways understandable. Then they figure out I’m doing stuff like negotiating customer contracts and attending board meetings and they treat me completely differently.

Nah, sis, the reason I make more than my own manager often is because I am NOT “just the IT guy.”