What about Warry War: Gettin’ Our War On. I think that’s after Tokyo Drift.
Amusing
POA
There should have been a Planet of the Apes movie called: Planet of the Apes: Descent into Bananarchy.
Who wouldn’t watch that?
Telltale Woman
What’s a telltale sign that a male character was written by a woman?
These are good. Women are generally just as bad at writing male characters as vice versa — it’s just that men are considered disposable so no one gives a crap.
Not Ralph Nadir
Language policing has reached a completely senseless nadir, I see.
I propose replacing “smoke test” with “slap the ugly baby test.” That way it offends everyone equally. Let’s do this.
Mask Care-a
The Covidians are still obsessed with masks.
I’m sure there’s interesting sociology there. That I just do not care about.
Cake Thief
"Patients who go off GLP-1's often gain the weight back" somehow got changed to "Everybody who stops taking the fat drug gets fat again" when the latter does not appear to be the case. https://t.co/0Jjar0FiaL pic.twitter.com/JEfkhtsZ7h
— Will Truman (@trumwill) June 4, 2025
The few remaining Fat Acceptance doofclowns are crying and lying about GLP-1 drugs like someone stole their cake.
Dish Dem
Dishwasher demons. Always a risk.
Had It
So, cool cats, when we having that Butlerian Jihad? Looks like we’ll be needing one.
Height Filt
Height filters are taking off on dating apps. Are they getting in the way of finding true love?
My thoughts are is that we should let the women obsessed with height have these filters. I mean, this no longer affects me directly unless my partner gets run over by a Cybertruck or decides she’s tired of a grumpy old paratrooper.
As we all know, though, many women are in fact extremely fixated to an unhealthy degree on height1, even to the point of shaming their “friends” who date someone they deem “not tall enough.” (Far more than men are allegedly obsessed with boobs.) And these are invariably intolerably terrible women.
So, men, my advice is so let these women sort themselves out of your lives. Sure, that might mean being single for longer. But why would you want to be with someone not really into you anyway?
These women are truly only hurting themselves. My advice is to let them. It is amusing to watch them carp about not being able to find anyone and then die alone.
I Am He
I hate when I’m working on some software or hardware, something fails or does not do what it’s supposed to do and then it says, “Contact your system administrator.”
MOTHERFUCKER I AM THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
And it’s still broken.
Recordbreaker
My voice sounds better to me recorded than in my own head. I guess for most people it's the opposite.
— Noah Smith ๐ (@Noahpinion) June 3, 2025
Same. I think my recorded voice sounds great.
Not a Pod Person
I wish I could appreciate and deal with things like audiobooks and podcasts but I just cannot.
My brain zones all the way out. So, so soporific. So sub-snail slow. I tried to listen to a podcast once and almost expired from utter boredom. The good new is that it (as they all are) was so plodding I could have 10 different thoughts between each word.
The rest is all bad news. Those things are just not for me.
Detat
I’ve been seeing more and more regret from people about the moronic tattoos they’ve gotten. Seems like that horrible trend might be in retreat now.
It’d be a good time to start up a chain of tattoo removal clinics I’d guess.
All About Them
Whatโs the worst trait youโve noticed among Redditors?
Having very little life experience and declaring rather mundane and extremely common events and occurrences to be “impossible” or things that “would never happen.”
It’s weird how completely sincere they are about their belief in the impossibility of the quotidian. Part of it is just that many on Reddit are quite young, but part of is that anti-social basement dwellers post the most. And they’ve done and seen the least.