Apple almost didn’t let me have a developer account because my name is on some terrorist watch list or some such.
Great.
Amusing
Jensen
I mean, there was a study years ago that demonstrated people would give up their work password for a chocolate chip cookie.
She’s probably more fun than the average chocolate chip cookie, so makes sense?
Subs Drive
That’s correct. So it is hilarious that radfems oppose it. Women are 90% of the ones wanting this stuff.
Whatty What
I have a lot of songs ain’t no music identification service ever heard of.
Even Shazam is like, “What? Damn!”
That’s what happens when you gank songs that were on the internet for like two seconds in 2007.
Keeping Tabs
I need a 10 trillion parameter LLM model just to manage all the music video tabs I have open. Someone get on that please. I’ll be waiting.
Booted
Today in NYT not understanding exotic lands beyond Bushwick https://t.co/5gO8TFSeb9
— Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova) November 7, 2026
Everyone in Texas wears cowboy boots. The NYT is so funny sometimes. And not in a good way.
Jebbily
— VB Knives (@Empty_America) November 5, 2026
Jeb JEB Jebby Jebarino, The Jebinator, Captain Jebbington, Jeb the Magnificent!
Vote for Jeb in 2028! Twice if you can, three times if you’re brave!
No Order
Do military officers ever REALLY have to say "tHat's aN oRder!" like they do in fiction?
No. I was in the US army for five years. I never heard any NCO or officer say, “That’s an order” a single time, not even jokingly.
It would/does sound both redundant and pointless to anyone in the military. If someone senior to you tells you to do something it’s already an order. Saying “That’s an order” just sounds weak.
Not a Friend
My friend just lost his life savings on investing in AI stocks and Tech stocks. What should he do?
Avoid being a clown in the future. Probably won’t happen, but is worth trying.
But most people are content to wear the clown makeup for life.
Jebbon
Correct.
JEBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
Jeb Jeb Jeb
You know they will not do any of that. They are going to be useless but also psychotic where it does not matter.
Jeb is gonna take it all in 2028! 😉
Pot O’
Narrative:
“We need immigrants from the Global South to help fund our pensions and reap the economic benefits of greater specialization and a larger workforce.”
Reality:
Almost half of them don't even work. https://t.co/cTbGi2vcij
— Yan Q. (@armsq17) November 3, 2026
Yeah, what a crock.
Long Right-Click Is Long
Think my Firefox context menu is long enough?
Naw, you’re wrong; it could be longer. I got lots to do.
Timeliner
When you’re vibe-coding a weather app and you seriously consider if you need to add the option, “Putin has nuked us,” you know you’re not living in the ideal timeline.
Managing
Sometimes you realize that someone you work with is just a dumb person, and all the frustration you felt trying to get them to understand something just evaporates instantly. You realize that the best thing to do is just manage them and keep them from screwing things up for you.
— oecolamp (@oecolamp) November 3, 2026
True. And there is nothing wrong with being dumb. It just is. But the best you can do is manage, agreed.