8

Still trying to wrap my my mind around why anyone would want to use Windows 8. And eventually I am sure my four readers will get tired of hearing me rant about this, but sub-standard OSes make my world substantially worse.

Since the craze of making everything resemble a phone and/or tablet, many OSes have become unusable to me โ€“ I can no longer use mainstream Ubuntu, any OS that uses Gnome Shell, and now Windows. I can still use Mac OS (as long as I do so on a retina-class display, otherwise the fonts are too blurry), though I am not sure how long it will be before that OS is also converted into a clowny phone OS.

I do take solace as Iโ€™ve already mentioned that even those who think they are more efficient will be much slower and much less productive on such an abomination. It will give me fewer people to be competitive with in the workplace, and that is a good thing as far as it goes.

And I am pretty confident in saying that as often (it has been shown repeatedly in studies) that things people perceive as making them more productive actually often do not โ€“ like the sneering keyboard-only users who condemn mouse users as dabblers and incompetents while study after study shows that mouse-as-primary users are just as quick at all tasks as the keyboard snobs.

It has to do with cognitive load โ€“ if something requires a greater cognitive load, then itโ€™s perceived as being more efficient. And not being able to see your windows, being able to only single-task, and having no way to organize things in Windows 8 will certainly present a much-higher overall cognitive load.

To be fair, I think Windows 8 is probably a fine โ€“ and maybe even a good โ€“ tablet OS.

Using it on a desktop, laptop or anything with a screen larger than 11โ€ is a damn nightmare. How could it be otherwise? My 30โ€ monitor is not a touch-screen phone, for fuckโ€™s sake. I can see many, many apps on a screen that large. And I often do. Not to mention that I have another large monitor, and in the future I will likely add one more as well, for three total. Using a phone OS on that will not even be an option.

I canโ€™t believe Microsoft has no OS โ€“ and no plans for an OS โ€“ for professionals.

Itโ€™s been absolutely ridiculous seeing full-blown idiots who use their machines only for playing Angry Birds and watching cat videos tell me that a phone OS is โ€œgood enough for anyone.โ€

Great, someone who clicks on two icons ever telling me how to use a box with 32GB of RAM, hundreds of apps and that sometimes bogs down even with all the power it has.

Job laugh

Hereโ€™s another of those increasingly-common job ads that makes me laugh.

There is literally no one on the planet โ€“ I guarantee it โ€“ that knows all of these things to the level this company is requesting.

And if there were someone (there isnโ€™t), they would never work for $34-$51K.

People who know well only one of those things (like the listed VMware) command salaries in the 80K+ range, for instance.

Hell, I made above 60K a year many years ago by knowing only Exchange and Outlook really, really well.

This part made me laugh so hard I almost fell out my chair (what Iโ€™ve made bold in conjunction with the rest of the ad):

โ€ข Intermediate Networking / Wifi Admin: Firewall, NAT
โ€ข Small Business & Enterprise Support: Security / Active Directory / Network Management / Business Process Improvement / Remote Support / POS Systems / Quickbooks Support / Microsoft Exchange / Google Cloud Services / Individual Device Integration w Enterprise / Email Server Admin
โ€ข Managed Services: cloud backup / Web hosting & admin / maintenance schedules / remote network management / SaaS
โ€ข Strong Project Management / Time Management Skills
โ€ข Basic carpentry / construction skills
โ€ข Internet Marketing: graphic/web design & development / App Development / Social Media / PayPerClick and other online advertising tactics
โ€ข Ability to efficiently manage material purchasing, cost of labor, client relationships
โ€ข Ability to Manage Team of 5 very unique individuals.

Note that this is an IT job.

If there were such a person competent in all of these areas (which is actually physically impossible), they could probably easily get a 150K+ a year job somewhere.

Tonight before I go to bed, I am going to send an email lambasting these assclowns. I know it wonโ€™t help anything, but lately as Iโ€™ve gotten older I just donโ€™t give a shit.

I like taking potshots at the idiots when I can, just for fun.