I had two thoughts while reading this:

1) Banks are evil.

2) I need to make sure most of my assets are overseas sooner rather than later.

When you have enough money that it’s worth it for someone to steal it, but not enough to buy a government, guess you make a pretty good target.

Time to become a harder target.

I was going to write something inane about soulmates, but it might be a useful concept to some. Let them have it.

A few years ago, I was eating lunch with a girl from work. She looked at me strangely for a moment and said, “You’re weird. I think if a few guys with guns came into this restaurant and started shooting the place up, the expression on your face wouldn’t even change.”

I said, “Well, depends on if they shot me or not.”

She said, “See? You’re weird.”