Being an introvert does not mean being awkward or even shy. Why do people think this?

I’m very much an introvert, but not in any way awkward nor do I get stage fright. And I am quite definitely not even a little bit shy.

Want me to go speak before Congress tomorrow? Fine. Ain’t even a problem. Just let me rest and read a book after.

Not saying I’d do a great job, necessarily. Just saying that it would not make me nervous or worry me that much.

The great thing as a director that hiring Tatiana Maslany gets you is that you don’t need to hire any other actors.

Mother?

Tatiana.

Mother #2?

Tatiana.

Grandmother?

Tatiana.

Father?

Tatiana.

Hit man?

Tatiana.

Family dog?

Tatiana.

She needs to start a union for herself or this could get out of hand.

Quote of the day: “Windows task manager really needs some sort of ‘EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT ONCE’ button where you can click on a process that’s just used up all the cpu and have it confess, no bullshit, exactly what the fuck it thinks it’s doing.”

That that would require an AI? No matter. I completely agree.