Something weird about me is that I don’t sweat very much. Hardly at all. If I’m sweating even a little, I’m on the verge of death. It’s a bit dangerous sometimes as I can and do overheat, but also useful as well. My clothes don’t get very dirty or stained.

My hands, feet and most other places don’t sweat at all. My head gets a little sheen of perspiration if I get very hot.

One time when I was in the army, I did a 20KM road march with 65 pounds of gear in NC summer weather without taking a single drink of water. I didn’t sweat a bit. I came in second place, against Rangers and other hardcore types.

Got accused of getting a ride, but a Ranger behind me said, “Nope, I saw him the whole way up ahead and I couldn’t catch him.”

I wasn’t even thirsty at the end, though people treated me like a minor god after it was revealed at the finish line that part of the 65 pounds making up my rucksack’s weight was a twelve-pack of Mt. Dew.

You can’t even make this shit up.

The right to keep and bear arms is granted by our Creator, and it was there before the Constitution and Bill of Rights was written.

That is not satire, by the way. At least, I am 99.9% certain looking at the person’s other posts quickly. Quite a good example of Poe’s Law, though.

What, they made this into a movie?

It was one of the better YA novels I’ve read in the past two years. Cool. Will be seeing this one.

Any time I read YouTube comments, it’s so depressing.

First, watch Orianthi Panagaris tear up Voodoo Chile. Then take a look at the comments. Note first that Orianthi was Michael Jackson’s band guitarist. She has more talent in her little finger than most of the commenters do in their entire familial lineage stretching back two million years.

Then some idiot claims, “Wow, she made a horrible version. Out of tune and doesn’t have any groove! Totally sucks and ugly tone. Wah+Hi-gain on a Hendrix tune? What the hell was she thinking?”

I like the wah-wah pedal and all the hi-gain on this one. She’s playing it in a more heavy metal style, and I’ve never seen it played that way before. She’s making it her own.

And out of tune?  Nothing is out of tune. She’s playing it in a different key than the original. This is more common than not in music. At 3:22 through 3:24 where she steps out of key it’s completely fucking obvious she’s doing it on purpose. And it works. Because she is a guitar goddess and can do things that normal mortals cannot.

And someone who can play the guitar like that while jogging…I have no words.