I’ve seen…most of it anyway

An older woman at work who is used to lording her age and supposed greater experience over everyone gets flustered when she says things around me and to me like, โ€œYouโ€™ve probably never heard of it โ€“ it was before you were born.โ€

And I say things like, โ€œNo, Iโ€™ve actually seen The Graduate twice. Did you know that Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft who played โ€˜the older womanโ€™ actually only differed a few years in age?โ€

Pretty much she has learned to never do this around me anymore, as much as she obviously enjoys doing it.

But she slipped up and did it to me with the movie Brianโ€™s Song. She said something about the “movie about the football player from the โ€˜60s who died. It was way before your time; Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ve never heard of it.โ€

I said, โ€œOh you mean Brianโ€™s Song? Brian Piccolo? Yeah, I saw that when I was 10 or 11.โ€

The funny thing is she didnโ€™t even know about the 2001 remake.

I may be bad at many things, but in trivia no matter what era it is from few people can hang. I donโ€™t really enjoy lording knowledge over people, but she is both so arrogant and dismissive that I enjoy flustering her when I can. Which I do pretty much every time she insists on demonstrating her superiority supposedly granted by being older than everyone else.

GPS

Because of a project Iโ€™ve been working on, I can now look at a GPS coordinate and tell where it is to within about 50 miles. And I mean something like this: 34.984, -106.35

Thatโ€™s in New Mexico, near Albuquerque. You probably needed to plug that into Google Maps to realize that. I however did not.

Iโ€™ve looked at around 8,000 GPS coordinates in the past months is why. My brain is now a little GPS computer.

Tattered

Perhaps tattoos wouldnโ€™t bother me so much if 99% of people didnโ€™t get such trite unremarkable schlock tattooed on their bodies.

Oh, a butterfly. No one ever thought of that.

Tribal tattoo and a gun. Very original. You stand out from all the million other dudebros with the exact damn tattoo.

Having tattoos is a good sign I probably donโ€™t need to talk to you. Yes, I am a biased discriminatory bastard, but only relating to things people have chosen to inflict on themselves.