Perhaps tattoos wouldn’t bother me so much if 99% of people didn’t get such trite unremarkable schlock tattooed on their bodies.

Oh, a butterfly. No one ever thought of that.

Tribal tattoo and a gun. Very original. You stand out from all the million other dudebros with the exact damn tattoo.

Having tattoos is a good sign I probably don’t need to talk to you. Yes, I am a biased discriminatory bastard, but only relating to things people have chosen to inflict on themselves.