Ain’t no modesty to be found

Some of my favorite times are someone thinking that I am stupid for liking things like Suzanne Collins books, and for not having a college education โ€“ and then I proceed to intellectually destroy them, leaving them gutted and gasping for air.

Fun stuff.

Look, look: Iโ€™ve read more this month than youโ€™ll read your entire life.

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GOT

Iโ€™ve only seen a bit of Game of Thrones, and read half of one of the books, but donโ€™t need to see or read any more of the series to know this essay is full of idiocy. (As many of the commenters point out.)

Itโ€™s a waste of time to refute it all point by point, but briefly, Martin covers the characters involved in the war; the whole land of Westeros is not affected by the conflict, only a small portion. Of course telling stories about those involved in a brutal war in the conflict area in wartime will, duh, have loads of violence, mercenaries, killings and worse.

Strangely, just like a real fucking war!

The land is not always riven by violence, but in a real war, much, much violence occurs some of it so foul and nearly-unbelievable that the survivors arenโ€™t believed.

And at least in the parts of that show that I saw, there was at least one food riot, much talk about preparing for the long winter, and discussion thereof. Many characters opined about who would and would not survive the winter with the implication that they would starve.

Of course a TV show does not show anyone farming. Who wants to watch someone farm? What is this guy, on crack?

I donโ€™t know anything about Jacob Bacharach, but let me do some guessing without even glancing at his bio or using Google: heโ€™s probably a professional writer, with one or two novels that sold poorly. Takes jabs at popular things routinely as he thinks heโ€™s above them, that heโ€™s better than them.

Probably went to an Ivy league school, or at least a well-respected one. Probably has a degree in English, or something similar. Has a job at maybe a college or a theater. Has never been in a fight, and has never lived in another country.

Probably lives in NYC or San Francisco, or maybe Boston. Never shops anywhere but Whole Foods.

Ok, letโ€™s see how I did.

Ha, damn, I am that good. I got nearly all of them right, except he lives in Pittsburgh. That I was not expecting. And he didnโ€™t go to any Ivy. He went to Oberlin.

This stuff is just too easy.

IT is even worse

I read somewhere that women will typically only apply to a job posting if they feel they meet 100% of the requirements, while men will typically apply if they feel they meet just 60%.

In IT, this would not be a successful tactic even for men. Generally, Iโ€™d recommend applying for an IT job even if you meet only 20% of the โ€œrequirements.โ€

A lot of those are put in there either as โ€œweeders,โ€ that is plausible deniability if they donโ€™t hire you for some other reason (illegal or legal) besides your skills or qualifications, or they are included because HR pulled them from some 10-year-old or otherwise irrelevant list.

So in IT, it pays to apply to jobs where at least according to the job listing if you have only 20% of the โ€œrequirements."

In IT, I have applied to and gotten jobs where I have met that few requirements, and no, I did not lie on my resume, etc. Just nailed the interview portion, and got the interview because no one closer to all the requirements applied.

Green field

I am sure that John Green is a fine writer. But Iโ€™ve also noticed the strange spate of articles that seem to imply that he invented the YA genre.

Now Iโ€™ve been reading YA for many years now, since my late 20s. (I didnโ€™t read YA at all when I was a Y โ€“ I skipped straight from reading primers to National Geographic and Moby Dick.) And I know for a fact that YA existed well before John Green, even โ€œrealisticโ€ YA, whatever the hell that means.

So the peculiar canonization of John Green and this string of bizarre articles that anoint him as the vanguard of a post-sparkly-vampire seriousness in YA isnโ€™t simply about taking a white male more seriously than everyone else. Itโ€™s also about privileging a certain narrative structureโ€”the dominant narrativeโ€™s dominant narrative. Itโ€™s not only that Green is a straight white man, itโ€™s that he writes in the way that generations of straight white men have deemed important and Literary.

I also like how the piece explored how to a certain class of critic (also known as โ€œbad, useless criticโ€) the only valid literature is the one tiny genre of โ€œrealism.โ€ Though of course realism is a construct like any other, and just as fictional as anything else.

But thank you, time-traveling John Green, for rescuing us from all these women and their lady books! We all really appreciate it.

Revolve

One of the strongest disagreements I have with the liberal left is that if you criticize Islam, you are either racist (even though Islam is not a race!) or some other very bad type of person. Who fucking cares. How Islamists treat women is fucking inexcusable. Fuck Islam. Fuck cultural relativism. And fuck all yaโ€™ll who think any differently. I donโ€™t care.

First we stop pretending. Call out the hate for what it is. Resist cultural relativism and know that even in countries undergoing revolutions and uprisings, women will remain the cheapest bargaining chips. You — the outside world — will be told that it’s our "culture" and "religion" to do X, Y, or Z to women. Understand that whoever deemed it as such was never a woman.

No, no, misogyny isnโ€™t specific to Islam. Of course not. But Iโ€™ve lived in an Islamic country. Iโ€™ve seen it for myself. And trust me, other than if you are in some cult here, the worst of what Christians do to women is usually better than the best treatment a woman gets in an Islamic country.

I donโ€™t care about nuance, Yes, I know about the history of colonialism in Arab countries and how this reinforced and promoted misogyny, the โ€œpatriarchal bargain.โ€ Yes, I know about Wahhabism and its history.

And you can take your nuance and shove it right up your ass.

The fact is millions and millions of women are treated every day like animals. No, thereโ€™s not much we can do about it. No. But pretending that this culture is equally valid or that we should respect it in any way is absolute insanity.

I wonโ€™t have any part of it, ever.

So sad

Itโ€™s hard for me to cry for someone in this situation.

Tim Trampedach, a 36-year-old business owner who lives in San Francisco, has seen his home’s value soar from $1.2 million to $1.6 million in the past three years. He and his wife want to move into a bigger place, but there are simply no homes within their price range in their Portrero Hill neighborhood.

For $1.6 million in many (very nice) parts of the country, you can buy 7 or 8 really great houses.

Listening to rich people whine about living in an expensive place is not exactly music to my ears. Donโ€™t like the San Francisco prices, move the fuck out of the San Francisco area.

You could live in the same $400,000 house in Portland, and have $1.2 million leftover.

And then shut the hell up because as weโ€™d say where I grew up, your problem ainโ€™t even approachinโ€™ one.

Commence

Itโ€™s nice to see all of the commencement speakers rejected lately by students. Itโ€™s the one area where the students have the tiniest bit of leverage, and good that they are using it.

But itโ€™s got the elites up in arms, and their journalistic bulldogs telling the students what spoiled brats they are and all that. Itโ€™s sort of funny to see, since of course the elites still unaccountably and absolutely rule the country and being rejected as a commencement speaker truly does nothing at all to harm the individual or the institutions they are a part of.

They just arenโ€™t used to being rejected, and thatโ€™s why itโ€™s become a big deal. Telling someone โ€œnoโ€ who has never been told that in his or her life in any real way is seen as a true crime, especially by those in journalism who both fawn over those already in the firmament of our society and who hope to move up to such status.

The offense in other words is being rude to a powerful person โ€“ even one who very much deserves it โ€“ when itโ€™s not considered out of form to be unpleasant to a waitress at a diner somewhere.

In reality, both are the same.

Width of the band

Itโ€™s so much more pleasant reading someone who knows what the fuck they are writing about reference ISPs, infrastructure, and bandwidth.

Cringely also said the same thing I have all along, that itโ€™s just a matter of turning up a few more ports on a router somewhere and doing a crossconnect and this whole โ€œproblemโ€ would be solved. In most cases, it would cost literally a few hundred dollars (network engineer time + $50 fiber cable + NOC crossconnect fee).

Spaced out

Those who deride the space program as useless and unnecessary seem not to realize that if the technologies and experience developed there allow it to save even one major city from an asteroid strike, it will have paid off a million times over.

Never mind that if it one day allows us to somehow divert a planet-killer asteroid, it will have paid off, well, for everything.

Anyway, some things humans should do just because they are awesome and amazing.

Unfortunately, Iโ€™ve found those who oppose space programs and the like are not nearly as practical as they imagine themselves to be. Practicality also involves resilience, and knowing that for even the smartest person not all ends can be seen.

Virginia Hankins

Bad-ass photo. It is of Virginia Hankins, who is โ€œia self-professed warrior, actress, stuntwoman and knight. She played Joan of Arc against William the Conqueror on Spike TVโ€™s hit show Deadliest Warrior. She is currently one of the industryโ€™s leading stunt archers, mounted weapons trainer, jouster, woman motorcycle rider, and the first female knight in the 50 year history of the Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire.โ€œ

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Cross

Greatest crossover idea ever: the organization responsible for the clones on Orphan Black is a subsidiary of Cyberdyne Systems, the corporation that built SkyNet in the Terminator series.

So most of the clones + Cameron + Sarah Connor team up to battle SkyNet and patriarchy.

Sarah Manning and Sarah Connor kicking ass together? Oh. Hell. Yes.