I hardly ever play computer games, but I do like them occasionally.

But why does every damn one nearly have to require multiplayer these days? I don’t want to play no fucking multiplayer game.

Grrr. Get off my lawn and stuff.

I think people who meet me sometimes don’t know if I am crazy cornpone redneck or a history professor.

I like the confusion this engenders. When you don’t conform to any cultural narrative that people understand, it really throws them for a loop. And a barrel roll. And a flat spin.