Today in Tumblr

I learned that Jennifer Lopez is white.

Yes, that Jennifer Lopez, who self-identifies as Puerto Rican and Latina, has two Puerto Rican parents, and is widely known as a highly visible and successful Latina and a role model for other Latina women โ€“ is white.

According to Tumblr, anyway.

Not a troll, apparently. Tumblr is unintentional self-parody, though.

Next Iโ€™ll learn that Samuel L. Jackson is white, I am sure.

Hell, the Tumblr clueless cabal canโ€™t even use their usual excuse this time โ€“ that she โ€œpassesโ€ for white so she is โ€œreallyโ€ white. Jennifer Lopez does and is a lot of things, but look white she does not.

Ah, Tumblr — methinks you are probably an NSA or CIA project to make the Left look bad. Or at least hoping that is the case.

The distances

In every important way we are such secrets from one another, and I do believe that there is a separate language in each of us, also a separate aesthetics and a separate jurisprudence. Every single one of us is a little civilization built on the ruins of any number of preceding civilizations, but with our own variant notions of what is beautiful and what is acceptable – which, I hasten to add, we generally do not satisfy and by which we struggle to live. We take fortuitous resemblances among us to be actual likeness, because those around us have also fallen heir to the same customs, trade in the same coin, acknowledge, more or less, the same notions of decency and sanity. But all that really just allows us to coexist with the inviolable, intraversable, and utterly vast spaces between us.

-Marilynne Robinson, Gilead

Another lesson

This is heinous and appalling.net-neutrality-big

Another form of credentialism and an example of the cult of โ€œexpertiseโ€ over truth. In other words, the lesson here is that as long as your โ€œevidenceโ€ is formatted properly, uses the right academic jargon, and features some facts and figures straight from the Heritage Foundation (and thus utter crap), it will be more likely to sway the FCCโ€™s panjandrums โ€“ even if it is flagrantly false and completely fabricated.

And with the exception of Democrat Commissioners Copps and Adelstein, the people I spoke with at the FCC considered citizen input during the media ownership proceeding as emotional and superficial content.

One staffer explained why some comments in the record matter more than others, saying a lot of comments submitted by ordinary citizens are not “usually very deep or analytical or, you know, substantiated by evidence, documentary or otherwise. They’re usually expressions of opinion.” That means these kinds of comments are “not usually reviewed at a very high level, because they didn’t need to be.”

Of course this is really about money and who has it. Regular people do not have time to go out and conduct real studies, to run long-term analyses or to write PhD-level dissertations on media ownership or net neutrality.

spinal-network-14530Even people like me who are capable of such things and care donโ€™t have time to do any such thing.

But who does?

Of course, large companies. Large companies have entire staffs of people cherry-picking data, paying academics who canโ€™t get a better job to make shit up, and all sorts of other shady shenanigans.

So for the FCC commissioners and other bureaucrats itโ€™s a way of justifying to themselves their industry-favoring decisions and the follow-on plum positions they will undoubtedly receive afterwards quid pro quo in the very industries they are supposed to be regulating.

In other words, itโ€™s a way of telling themselves that they are honest and just bursting with integrityย  — when they are in reality utterly corrupt.