Advice for us all

Oh, shut up, hipster cockbag.

No one gives a shit that youโ€™re so cool that you donโ€™t even like what everyone else โ€“ all those Babbits braying about things they actually like, and not ironically โ€“ enjoys and has fun bonding over and dissecting.

If you donโ€™t like something, donโ€™t fucking watch it. Donโ€™t read it.

It donโ€™t need to be a Salon column.

Advice I could also heed more often: sometimes itโ€™s better to just. Shut. Up.