The new Google Maps is just terrible. Really a complete failure of design and performance.

But fear not. I know how to get to the old Google Maps despite the option to return to classic maps being removed from the interface.

It’s here.

Ain’t I just the best?

On my very quick machine (well, any one of them) the new Google Maps is so slow that actions that once took a less than a second now take 10-20 seconds. Same on my partner’s machine.

Not talking about actual use — just waiting on something to load. No, use is a whole other level of wishing for the Stygian pits.

Did no one test this? How did this even leave alpha? What is the goal and purpose?

More skinny-shaming of sorts. Not hard to find these days.

Someone who is completely normal-looking is now seen as an “unhealthy body image.”

I’ve dated a half-dozen women who’ve had very similar bodies to the woman on the bag. That woman is probably, what, about 5’3″ and 120 pounds or so? (Hard to tell exactly without scale, but can judge roughly by limb length vs. head size, etc.) That would put her with a BMI of ~21. Which is completely in the normal range and what everyone should strive for. (A BMI in or near the normal range, not a BMI of 21.)

If all the effort spent spewing ignorant shit were spent losing weight, these people who hate anyone who’ve not failed as hard as they have would be a whole lot healthier.

Damn I hate those idiots.

What’s weird is someone can believe something completely ridiculous like this but I bet she has something like ‘Won’t date any man under 6’2″‘ in her OKCupid profile and will vituperatively and offendedly tell you that’s “different.”

But it’s much, much easier to change your weight than it is to change your height.

I just can’t leave those fuckwits alone because more than just about any other group in America — even including the Tea Partiers/climate change deniers — they embody the early-apocalypse American self-delusional mindset.

Big Data is like numerology for smart people.

Why People Like Moonrise Kingdom.

Great film. I think he’s right. Wes Anderson made a great film by accident, and despite his own proclivities.

Many of his films are good. But they never seem to exist in any sort of reality similar to our own. They are too clever by half.

Moonrise Kingdom is just clever enough. And it is charming without being cloying as all too many of Anderson’s films turn out to be. Lately I’ve been trying to be less clever myself. It only annoys people, including me.

That said I wonder why we choose to police each other so much. Probably relates to our evolutionary past. But no way to prove that. Would need a time machine.

I think Kimmy Schmidt from Tina Fey’s new show had the best reaction to that lately.