Physicists will tell you that the strong nuclear force is the most powerful in the universe.

Romantics will claim it is love.

Each religion will avow that its particular deity or troupe thereof hold power utmost.

But they’re all wrong. It is self-delusion.

Self-delusion is the most powerful force in the universe.

Come on, market! Crash harder. Crash wreathed in flame. I know you can do it.

I believe in you!

I have no idea who drew this, but it’s funny. Really needs Windows 2000 and ME, though.

Windows 2000: The head is blunt on both ends.

Windows Me: The handle is a razor blade and the head is a grenade.