Oh hell yes, sign me the fuck up.

A decent phone with a real keyboard? Why has no one made these in the last half-dozen years?

Many, many people want a physical keyboard. Huh, right, the market is efficient and all that. I guarantee that I can type faster on that than nearly anyone can text on a touch keyboard, except for those people who practice to enter the text speed-typing competitions.

An actual usable keyboard on a phone sounds great. Unless it is totally horrible, it’ll be my next phone.

I’m not a vampire, I’m an obligate hematophage. 😉

I’m sure someone has already done it as someone has done nearly everything, but I think making an anatomy book of various ghouls and monsters from lore, myth and movies would be fun.

But it’d have to be completely sincere; not tongue-in-cheek at all, but like an anatomy textbook you’d get for a college class.