Just Florida things

I killed a roach once with a cavalry sword.

Was in Florida and I am a Floridian, so I had to do Florida things. The environment requires — nay, demands it.

I had the sword in my hand already and the roach with great temerity crawled across the carpet in front of me.

What else was I supposed to do, huh? Tell me that.

Strange aboutness

Here’s what Stranger Things is about.

It’s about the nearly-complete loss of freedom in our modern “voluntary” panopticon.

This is something I’d been pondering before ST — that is, how the 1980s represented maximum technologically-boosted freedom before it transitioned to our current liberty-stifling all-surveilling all-consuming data-gathering dystopia.

You had cable or satellite but no one monitored what you watched – it was not technically possible, especially en masse. You had walkie-talkies but no one cared to or much monitored them either. You could still ride your bike — even as a kid — and no one attempted to arrest you or your parents. There was no Stingray, no mobile license plate readers, no ad tracking, no Google search history, no black boxes in cars, no constantly-tracked cellphones, no crypto locker and no damn Cortana.

Eleven of course represents the embodied loss of that freedom as she is abducted literally from her mother’s womb and lacks the de facto ability even to control the use of her own mind, not coincidentally much like our current situation where omnipresent surveillance and electronic confinement literally affects how we think. She becomes the tool of the system, beneficial even only to the co-protagonists for the most part when she is being exploited for her ability to do stranger and stranger things to their foes. Her presence and her often-unintentional path of destruction represents the invasion of the modern super-surveillance normalized paradigm into a time of maximal personal freedom.

Like us, then, she is both the system and exploited by the system and — the brilliant part of the show — that she is like us so enmeshed in this arrangement that even the tools she uses to fight it and how she understands it are all available only in the terms she already knows. Thus, despite her best efforts, she is still in fighting back only reinforcing the walls of her penitentiary.

But can you blame her? She’s only twelve years old.

What’s our excuse?

Registration shenanigans

Both my partner and I requested to be registered to vote in NC when we got our driver licenses.

I checked online tonight and neither of us are registered in any county in NC.

Some more shenanigans, I assume. I registered as an independent and she almost certainly didn’t register as a Republican, so I’m guessing that’d be the reason.

That it happened to both of us and at different times indicates not a clerical error.

Not surprised, just reporting.

Cerebration of ideas

It takes a long languid time to think deeply. Sometimes I spend years pondering ideas and their implications. Scholars do this too, of course, but less so than in the past. They just can’t, and also do all the work of getting grants while constantly churning out pubs.

Our entire society in reality militates against this sort of extended thinking. The in itself partially explains the slowdown of interesting ideas — not just the “low-hanging fruit” hypothesis.

Gilmore

I watched the first episode of the Gilmore Girls. Mostly, I liked it.

Felt really uneven, though, but shows often feel that way in their first few episodes. I appreciated greatly the “master shot” filming style. Dammit, I want to watch the characters not meta-watch the camera jumping around like it’s doing a fucking Hopak.

It’s easier for me to get into a show that features mostly women rather then men. I just identify with women more. That alone I already knew made me more likely to enjoy the show. And Rory is bookish like me, and in an authentically-presented way that TV shows almost never portray.

About its choppy jaggedness, it’s as if in the first episode it can’t decide if it wants to be a sitcom or something more. And perhaps the creator didn’t know the answer to the question at the time. If it does metamorphose into a sitcom (which I don’t expect), I won’t continue to watch it.

Rory and Lorelei and the people in the town portrayed are really nothing like me at all, but are drawn with some care and some magnanimity toward all the flaws and ridiculousness of being human, and that goes a long way.

I will keep watching.

Never who?

By the way, the media is greatly over-reporting the relatively-small #NeverTrump movement and completely ignoring the much larger fractures in the Democratic party.

This is not surprising — Bernie was a much larger real threat to the rich (who control the media) than Trump is or ever will be. Anything that can be done to minimize him while was in the running and diminish his movement now that he’s out is exactly what will be done.

It’s not some conspiracy; no more than it was some sort of conspiracy to give Trump outsized coverage during the primaries.

But it is happening and in many ways Hillary Clinton is just as clueless as Trump as she has no idea what’s happening in her own party and why. Trump at least understands that about his party.

Blat her

Here I blather on about why I can’t get aboard the Hillary Clinton train. I won’t reiterate what I wrote there.

I truly do understand the idea of voting for Clinton because of her gender and because of the vast and vile misogyny she’s faced over the years. But damn, I just wish there were a better choice.

The choices this year are between clueless (about different things, but clueless both) rehashes of last century’s thinking, with the same failed prescriptions of and from the past that will in fact doom the future. Their only art is artifice; their only skill is to project is a simulacrum of shared humanity. Neither candidate comprehends what it is to govern, but rather both wish to rule. Neither nominee understands the epochal changes underway in both their own parties or more importantly in the world.

The only “bright” spot to either is that both will speed the inevitable collapse due to global climate change, and from that we might be able to construct something better — if we survive it.

Immi not great

About the immigration debate: why we are supposed to conclude against all evidence that mass immigration of millions of people either explicitly or de facto opposed to Western liberal values is not harmful to the societies into which they are immigrating?

I’m not talking about terrorism, though that’s a part of it. I’m talking about women being afraid to go out on the street (Munich), about harassment and sexual assault (Sweden, Germany), and about why it’s ok to sacrifice Western liberal values for this.

That’s the real debate, but no one is engaging in that one of course.

Instead, you have idiotic racists on one side screaming that all brown-skinned people are evil, and idiotic racists on the other side screaming that Ahmed just can’t help raping that German woman, because that’s his “culture.” And that she brought it on herself anyway for being, like, white and not wearing a burka. And that’s the “liberal” side!

Some debate.

CR

Fuck, I thought I was going a little nuts. But turns out I wasn’t — at least not in the way that I suspected.

Scientists and journalist have sworn over and over in numerous articles that no one ever claimed or wrote that a new ice age might be imminent during the 1970s and 1980s, despite me and many others having very clear memories of just such a thing.

Knowing the corruptibility of memory, I just assumed I was misremembering somehow, despite the fact that I recalled it being conventional wisdom that a new ice age was likely.

But no, it did happen.

Third, the climate change movement inflicted a disastrous own goal on itself by insisting that nobody with scientific credentials ever claimed that an ice age was imminent, when anybody over fifty whose memory is intact knows that thatโ€™s simply not true. Any of my readers who are minded to debate this point should get and read the following books from the 1970s and 1980s:  The Weather Machine by Nigel Calder, After the Ice by E.C. Pielou, and Ice Ages by Windsor Chorlton and the editors of Time Life Books. These were very popular in their time, and theyโ€™re all available on the used book market for a few bucks each, as the links Iโ€™ve just given demonstrate. Nigel Calder was a respected science writer; E.C. Pielou is still the doyenne of Canadian field ecologists, and the third book was part of Time Life Bookโ€™s Planet Earth series, each volume of which was supervised by scientific experts in the relevant fields. All three books discuss the coming of a new ice age as the most likely future state of Earthโ€™s climate.

Glad my memory wasn’t that faulty. I’m not over 50, but I started paying attention to such things 15-20 years before most people do (when I was seven or eight, specifically.)

Why would the climate change movement do such an idiotic thing, claim that something that millions and millions of people remember never happened?

How does that even help?

Town

So strange to see something from one’s small hometown just pop up on Reddit.

Before I even read the words (there are numerous towns yclept “Lake City” in the US) I recognized the streetscape behind the sign. Funny how a place gets into your brain like that.

For the interested — all none of you — here is the approximate spot from which that photo was taken, within 20 feet.

Know that spot and that park well because it’s three blocks from the library and as a kid I tried to get someone to take me there as often as I could cajole, beg or guilt someone into driving me that far.

Why I’d never live

The reason this guy declined a job offer from Amazon is the same reason I’d never live in a “hub” American city again: Seattle, Los Angeles, NYC, or any place like that.

Right now, I make a fairly high salary in a pretty cheap area. Not as inexpensive as most of Florida, but my salary here is much larger than any I could earn in FL and here I could find a new job in a week (real recruiters contact me nearly every day with actual interviews and offers).

In Seattle (where I once lived), I’d need to make about $300,000 a year to have the same standard of living as I do here. Think anyone is going to pay me $300,000 a year?

Of course not.

And on the flip side, if I said “screw it” and decided I wanted to work much less or do something else, here I could live on almost nothing. In Seattle or LA or San Diego, to have any sort of decent middle-class-ish standard of living (ok housing, food, etc) you need to earn at least $60,000 a year.

Here, I could get by on 1/3 of that and not suffer.

What’s the reason for moving to a hub city, then? The housing stock is worse and is also ridiculously expensive. The jobs don’t pay enough to remunerate one for all the inconveniences and expense of living in such a place. And they are only getting worse and more untenable for anyone not making well above six figures, so your standard of living will decline over time.

Same same

Review: Radiohead Revels in the Key of Dread.

Well, I dread hearing a Radiohead song, and I find it dreadful when someone accidentally torments my ears with one.

They are the band that I find it most inexplicable that anyone can like. Well, there’s the old rancor-ready standby Nickelback, but at least all their songs sound the same so the pain is predictable.

With Radiohead, every song is terrible in its own unique way, with its own special torment to be inflicted on the unwary and unsuspecting.

To be fair, I saw Radiohead live in 1993 and they were surprisingly good. But that’s because they sounded nothing like their albums and nothing like they do now.

Barb

Barb forever.

Barb strongly reminded me of someone I knew in school. Thirteen years. The moment I saw the character, literally, I said “That’s Della.” The Barb I knew even had red hair and dressed so similarly to Barb in Stranger Things that they could’ve traded wardrobes in some time machine incident and no one would’ve noticed.

We weren’t close friends, but she was always friendly to me and I the same to her. I’m glad to say that I never ostracized her, played social status games with her or treated her poorly. The minimum fucking standards of human decency, but most people fail to meet even those. Especially in school. More than a few times, I also defended her against my own friends.

Looking back, in school she obviously liked me as more than a friend but I was too dense to notice and she was too shy and awkward to express that.

Since there was nothing special about my school, I’m guessing there were Barbs everywhere during the 80s. Just odd that my Barb also had red hair and looked shockingly similar in other ways to TV Barb.

Years later — many years later — I saw Della somewhere in public.

One of the few times in my life I felt I got something really right, though it did burnish the old ego a bit, too.

“Mike,” she said. Because that’s my name. It’d’ve been weird if she’d said some other name. Anyway, she said, “Mike, I always liked you. You were nice to me no matter what else anyone did and said. You just didn’t care about any of that. I know I’ll probably never see you again because your world is a lot bigger than mine but it meant something. Thank you.”

She was right. I never saw her again.

But.

All the crazy shit I’ve done, all the awards I’ve won, the certifications I’ve earned — all those achievements and accomplishments I’ve managed to collect over the years by chance, luck and some skill — none of them have meant or ever will mean as much to me as hearing Della say that to me in a Burger King in Lake City, FL.

I’m not as gruff in real life as I seem on here (I hope), so this might seem uncharacteristic for me to say, but really it’s amazing what some kindness can do and how long people remember it. I changed someone’s life and I didn’t even realize it. If you think you have no power in the world, that alone shows you’re probably wrong.