How I was not expelled from school as a kid remains a mystery to me.

It helped of course that I was white, and also very funny.

Now, I’d be toast. Glad I grew up in the 1980s and 1990s.

You know, I'm old enough to remember when parents mostly couldn't spy on their kids.

And it was GOOD.https://t.co/3kzInEL6Xg

— Ian Welsh (@iwelsh) August 19, 2017

What a nightmarish dystopia most kids are forced into. Fuck.