Rap sheet

I have a tendency to quote rap lyrics around IT people and that doesn’t work out so well because most IT people don’t listen to rap.

I believe most just think I’ve lost my mind.

Need to make my filter tighter.

And you’re to blame

There’s a scene in The Leftovers where one of the main characters is shot in the chest by another character. Later on, the two become close friends.

At first I thought, “What kind of guy befriends someone who shot him in the chest?”

Then I realized — I am that kind of guy.

I mean, stuff happens. This is America. Can’t let getting shot in the chest stand in the way of a good friendship.

Boomer bomb

If you lean on your age to “win” an argument, chances are you do not have much of an argument in the first place.

And hey, I get called a BernieBro despite the fact that:

1) Did not vote for him ever.

2) Did not think he’d make a very good president (but I liked the majority of his ideas).

3) Believe someone much younger should be president.

But yes, a BernieBro! Except one that only supported Bernie to any extent because all the other alternatives were worse.