Also, fuck the cloud, fuck smartphones, fuck Mozilla, fuck any and all things that are taking away control from me and giving it to corporations. Turns out we made it to the future and it’s terrible.

How do people stand using their phones to do basically anything on the internet?

I seriously cannot understand it. Perhaps I am just too old. It’s a miserable, horrible, slow, eye-destroying experience. Every time I attempt to use my phone to do anything internet-related, I hate myself and everyone. And I have a fast phone and know how to use it just fine.

Maybe it’s because I type a lot and produce a lot of things, rather than consume. I don’t know. I do know that I can do something on my iMac in 30 seconds that takes me 10-20 minutes on my phone.

Portability just ain’t worth wasting that much time.