I wouldn’t hate cloud and mobile so much if weren’t so markedly, remarkably inferior to what came before.

What happened to technological improvement? All people seem to care about is that it’s portable. It can work like diced ass, it can steal all your data and peddle it to Russian hackers, it can lack any sort of useful functionality, but if it’s a mobile app people are all over it.

I need something that actually does something, anything useful. The only app I use on my phone and the only one I likely will ever use is Google Maps. Everything else is worthless childish garbage.