Beerlieve

When I bought a beer yesterday at the grocery store, the cashier asked for my ID and I laughed a little and gave it to her. Then she said, “Wait, what? How old are you?” after she looked at the date.

“I’m 42,” I said.

“Huh, wow,” she replied.

Here’s an actual decent selfie taken a couple of months ago, though it doesn’t really matter when it was taken since I’ve looked pretty much the same since I was 22 or so. First one I’ve ever posted on this blog, I believe.

Me2blog

I look kinda like a priest because I’m in my full business goth get-up in that photo. Yep, that’s what I wear to work when it’s cool enough. I do weird abstruse rituals with computers so it makes some sort of sense.

Listing

It’s a day of covers it appears on today’s playlist. Six out of these 10 are covers. Only three are labeled as such; your mission if you choose to accept it is to identify the rest.

WW

Was thinking about the Wonder Woman movie again. It was a collection of scenes and tropes by someone who didn’t really seem to know how to make a movie hang together — just a weak effort for a character that deserved better.

Thank Athena for Gal Gadot, though, because she saved the film. It’s no easy feat blending wisdom and naรฏvetรฉ, strength and vulnerability, ruthlessness with compassion, but she did it amazingly well and sold the character all the way, compensating for the bad writing and semi-incompetent directing nearly singlehandedly (a great Robin Wright also helped).

Have a video that explains well what Wonder Woman is supposed to be about.

The rithm

Sometimes, I watch YouTube in Opera because it handles a few things better, and since I don’t have much ad-blocking configured there I see an ad or two.

And tonight I figured out that YouTube thinks I am a woman. I saw ads for: some kind of foundation makeup, shampoo and then mascara. I am not surprised. I mostly watch women and consume media created by women, and not many men do that. But it shows how algorithms go wrong so often.

Eagle

What a buncha idiots. Well, one is now dead, but still.

Using the equation below with the assumptions noted, it’s possible to estimate how far ammunition of that type should penetrate a material with that density:

3cm bullet with density 8000 kg/m3
Book with density 400 kg/m3
speed on impact 500 m/s
0.03 * (8000 / 400) * .5 = 0.3

That’s 30 centimeters — nearly a foot. Intuitively, that’s about what I would’ve expected. Books aren’t that dense and having shot books and at (abandoned) cars before, I know bullets go right through them like they were nothing, even from a handgun.

Assuming an average thickness of 4 inches, the “victim” would’ve needed to hold at least three volumes of the encyclopedia up to his chest to be reasonably sure of no penetration. I’d recommend four, or better yet not doing the stunt at all. But it’s too late for all that now.

Or he at least could’ve looked up some of this information in said encyclopedia beforehand.

Amnesiacs

Selective re-writing of history is truly something I thought only conservatives did, but I see that once again I have overestimated the integrity and memory of my side.

Family detention was started under Obama. Even some family separation was done under Obama. These are not new policies. This is not some anomaly that Trump pioneered.

I wish people were smarter.

Tools use tools

One of the problems with gathering metrics like this is that you only tend to get reports from your least tech-savvy users. That’s because people like me and my partner turn that junk right off ASAP.

That explains at least 50% of Mozilla’s bogus metrics for Firefox and perhaps more.

Why don’t tech people realize that metrics they get back are skewed by their least knowledgeable users being the ones who mostly report?

I think they just don’t care, honestly, because these false metrics are just used as an excuse to take greater control and do what they want to do anyway.

Big Green Guy

When you grow up like I did and then join the army and sign up for a hard-charging unit, you don’t realize that you can be unintentionally intimidating to people. I try to tone this down — I really do, as it’s not healthy nor productive — but I think it’s mostly surprising to folks how quickly I can go from mild and meek to throat-slittin’ beast mode.

BTW, I never do this with anyone close to me, or that I care about. I’d never treat anyone I love like that. It’s mainly when someone in public sets me off with wildly rude or abusive behavior, or someone harasses a woman, etc. in front of me. And I really do try to restrain this tendency, but old habits, old reactions, old behaviors die hard, and they do (to use the favorite phrase of the SJWs) have triggers that just can’t be turned off at the flip of a switch. If it were that easy, I would be all fixed.

I think one of the reasons I’m so tightly controlled, why I never relax (nor want to) is that I need to keep that beast mode locked away for my own health and sanity and for staying out of the lockup. That kind of anger and that aggression kept me alive once, but now it’s a liability.

Those old ways are comfortable, though. I lived on rage and violence for years and years and in some ways, it’s what I know best. That reactivity and bellicosity will always feel like coming home, even if it’s a home you loathe with your whole heart.

Neoliberal Lies

What a dumbass take by a typical liberal dumbass.

Read a damn book. Or anything. Shit. The information is right there. Right there. I get so infuriated with these types because they never get any smarter.

The “confusion” (really deliberate obfuscation) really comes from the fact that immigrants raise GDP (that’s the net benefit he’s citing in poor faith) but lower wages particularly for low-income workers.

At the most basic level, immigration increases the supply of labor in the economy. More labor means more goods and services being produced, so that national output (GDP) rises.

Immigration also affects the prices of the inputs that are used to produce these goods and services. Those inputs for which immigrant labor substitutes will suffer as the prices of their services fall. Simply put, “substitutes” means two things that are very similar to one another. As a homely example, red apples and green apples are almost perfect substitutes, so that an increase in the number of red apples would not only reduce the price of red apples, but also simultaneously lower the price of green apples by about the same amount. In the context of immigration, whereas we shall see many immigrants are unskilled laborers, the strong presumption is that immigrants are substitutes for domestic unskilled labor. Therefore, an increase in the number of immigrants will generally decrease the wages of domestic unskilled workers.

In other words, immigration will raise the wages of useless whiners like Matt Blaze while lowering the wage of people like most of the people I grew up with, and anyone who does low-wage labor.

There is no hope for Democrat types at all. They are just utterly clueless.

Hilair

This movie with its terrible subtitles is also unintentionally hilarious. Its subtitler translated “fixed” as in “She fixed a meal” as “repaired.” And then it translated “loaded” as in “loaded with drugs” as “packed.”

The Swedish word is indeed “packad” but that’s not what it means! No one who speaks English says “packed.”

I have a feeling whoever watched this movie didn’t speak Swedish or English. And may not have actually been human.

Dedication

You know you must be dedicated to watching a movie when the English subtitles are so inaccurate that you understand what Swedish you can, transliterate the rest and read that, and if you can’t read that, then Google translate the remainder.

Luckily, Swedish and English are fairly close phonemically, structurally, and share many cognates, but I didn’t realize I was basically going to have to learn damn Swedish to watch this film….

Gone

I truly miss the days when I didn’t have to fight my computer and my browser to get them to do what I want.

Perhaps we’ve made the world easier for the droolers. Perhaps. But we’ve lost so much freedom in exchange that it definitely was not worth it.

Struct

“We use these and other abstractions because they work, because we have found they describe nature. From a purely mathematical standpoint they are certainly not inevitable; if they were, we could derive them by logic alone. But we can never prove any math to be a true description of nature, for the only provable truths are about mathematical structures themselves, not about the relation of these structures to reality.”

–Sabine Hossenfelder

V-8, no tomato

It bothers me more than it should when in shows and movies car and trucks that I know were never offered in a V-8 pull away with a V-8 sound.

Yeah, sure, maybe an engine swap…but realistically how many people do that in a stock-looking vehicle? Almost none.

The latest one: the Toyota Tacoma has never been offered in a V-8, so why the V-8 noises? I know a V-8 sounds a lot better than other engines, but my car nerd brain squirms a bit when I hear that bit of dissonance with reality.

The Block

This is true, but it’s more than that. I know most everyone on Tumblr is really, really young, and at this point I’ve been around the block so many times they’ve named the damn thing after me, so here’s some advice.

Most jobs put an absurd list of requirements so if for some reason they don’t like you, they can say, “Ah, Mary didn’t know how to trampoline slam dunk a volleyball into a basketball hoop, as is listed in the requirements, so even though this is an administrative assistant job, she’s right out.”

When the real reason they didn’t hire you is because it just wasn’t a cultural fit, or you spoke in a Bronx accent, or any other number of reasons. It doesn’t necessarily have to be discriminatory, though it often is — listing absurd requirements is just an easy out for the company even if it’s just a budgetary reason that the hiring doesn’t go through.

However, sometimes ridiculous requirements are listed because the job is being tailored to a specific person who already works there. Many companies have rules that any job must be first advertised outside the company before an internal candidate can be hired. I’ve been involved in this myself several times as the internal candidate. Everyone has unique skills, so the job description was literally just a listing of all the things I already knew how to do. The chances of anyone else having exactly my skill set, especially since I’ve been in IT for nearly 20 years now? Nada. These jobs you will never get because they aren’t for you, but they are hard to detect so apply away.

The desperation mentioned is also often at play, too. My last job (pre-CTO) I got somewhat for that reason, as I was not by the standards of the advertisement qualified for it, and I wasn’t really who the company was looking for. I’d never worked for a large-scale hosting provider previously, and had never worked with multiple large customers at once. I was missing other qualifications, too, but I happened to get interviewed as they just couldn’t find anyone else. As I (frankly) tend to do, I nailed the interview so hard they still can’t get it off the wall, and a few weeks later I was sitting in a spot a less ambitious person had unknowingly abdicated.

Mediocre or not, I excelled in that (very difficult) job and I only got it because I had the gumption to apply.