Five of Them

These are not my favorite movies, necessarily, but rather a specific answer to the above question.

1) Another Earth

2) Evil Dead II

3) Interstellar

4) Hard Candy

5) Jennifer’s Body

Death from Below

This is terrible, but what were they thinking? Open water kayaking is not something for small kids. Most of them just can’t swim that well and they lose body heat so very fast.

Survival time for a 30-pound kid in 60 degree water is like 15 minutes. If you’re not near land, in other words, that kid is as good as dead if something goes wrong.

Also, most people never train how to right a kayak that’s flipped and they were probably unable to do so. It’s not easy, especially if you’re not a water natural. The kids would’ve had problems swimming after just a few minutes at that water temperature. Stupid, stupid, and the kids paid with their lives.

Bic

Goddammit, Jack Ryan “speaks Arabic” is not good enough. Very frustrating watching a show that is poorly subtitled by the creator of the show. None of the dialogue is integral that’s skipped (I think?) but being able to understand it would be much preferred.

I do appreciate a show that doesn’t have everyone just speaking English but I don’t speak Arabic and I definitely don’t speak Turkish, so those subs are kinda necessary.

Splodin’

Instead of dying in the boring and long, painful ways human typically die like cancer and liver failure, I think it’d be better if when it was your time your head just violently exploded.

You know, walking through the grocery store, ka-pow! Brains and skull everywhere. A blood fountain as your heart hammers out its last few beats.

“I guess it was his time,” says a cashier, having seen it all before. And then, into the mic, “Clean-up on aisle nine. Bring some gloves.”

No pain, just lots of bleach afterwards.

Rank prank

What the hell? This is not a prank. This is just abuse. I’ve got no love for Paris Hilton but you shouldn’t do this sort of thing to anyone. This reminds me of how my mom would “prank” me by telling me horrible things. This is one of the reasons I learned very early on to distrust all adults.

That the first question she asked after the “prank” was revealed is if the person who had fake-jumped was ok makes me like her a lot better.