Yes, You Can Boil Water at Room Temperature. Here’s How.

Simple. Increase the room temperature to 100°C. Wait a little while. Done. I have a feeling that’s not what they meant, though.

By the way, in dry air, a fit human can survive 120°C air temperature for 10-20 minutes, and even longer if they have access to cool water.

Get our your guns and show that hurricane who’s boss! Any gun will do but something with a huge, manly caliber is better. Just stand in your yard, point your big long barrel southeast, and start flinging’ ammo downrange! That hurricane will turn tail in no time at all. Only Americans can show a hurricane what’s what, and what is more American than a hail of hot lead? Yeehaw!

But don’t waste any of that ammo on climate change, since it’s fake.

Children born in September 11, 2001 are 17. They are old enough to drive, and one year shy of being able to vote. The U.S. has been at war in Afghanistan for the entirety of their lives.

— Austin Gilkeson 🐙 🧛‍♀️ (@osutein) September 11, 2018

They are also old enough to fight and die in our forever wars. You can join the military at 17 with parental consent (I know because I did just that).

literally anyone who refers to girls as “human females” is a fucking freak i promise.

Yes! All in except one case. And this is the case when I was in the army and I’d hang out with my two women friends. Nearly every time I’d meet them to go out — in reaction to how strangely other male soldiers treated them — I’d walk up to them and say, “Greetings, human females.”

Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute.

As is the Florida way. Always remember to bring your chainsaw to a Florida fight. I do, and I am still here.

I am currently undefeated in Florida chainsaw fighting.