My Crackpot Physics Theory

My crackpot physics theory is that there is no such thing as dark matter and that the effects we see of this nonexistent dark matter are caused by adjacent parallel universes intruding into ours via gravity and the fact that is not a true force like the other three.

Well, dammit, as I was writing this post I was doing some research on gravitons and real physicists have already proposed this idea! How am I supposed to have a crackpot physics theory if real physicists are un-cracking me?!?

Back to the crackpot drawing board, I guess.

Fit

I have reservations about this — and the rah-rah coprorateness of it all — but the basics aren’t wrong. Being a sedentary lump of apathy on the couch, munching Cheetos day in and day out, is not in any way healthy. Obesity and sedentarism exacerbate and in many cases cause innumerable health problems.

So it boils down to the fact that we must ask is this better than nothing? And will it help anyone without harming others more? And I think the answer is yes.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more tolerant of imperfection in search of something good enough for now — unless it’s a blatant scam like the ACA.

You don’t need Crossfit for getting fit, but anything — any damn thing — that gets some people off their couch and prevents them from getting diabetes or other chronic conditions is probably on balance worth it. Personally, I’d recommend a lot more weightlifting and a lot less jumping around like a crazed chicken, but anything that avoids death by couch is a win.

Decline

See this more and more — higher-end properties declining in price:

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I know to people in major cities where real estate is utterly unaffordable, a $595,000 house doesn’t seem higher-end, but in Florida that’s pretty pricy. The median home sale price in Florida is $217,300 and even in one of the largest cities, Tampa, it’s only $209,800.

But good news for us — decline in the market we care about has already firmly started. (We don’t want a large house when it comes time to buy, but a home on water with a lot of land is $$$.)

Let’s Kuber Not

Dave Winer on Kubernetes and the wrong path.

I keep reading about Kubernetes and how it’s taking over the world, but every piece also says it’s very complicated. Why? Heroku set the initial prior art in this area. It’s easy to get started with. Here we are many years later, it seems we are going the wrong way. Or am I missing the point.

No, Dave, you’re not missing the point. Kubernetes is the project of a bunch of very young, intelligent people who, like most in the IT world, didn’t bother to do their research or history homework. It’s basically re-inventing poorly and insecurely a bunch of technologies that have already solved problems, or have already proven non-workable.

IT people of every generation (and a generation in IT is about eight years) seem to feel the need to re-invent the wheel, and Kubernetes is one of those wheels. Problem is, it’s kind of a square wheel, with some gaps, and every few thousand miles or so it just explodes. But, hey, it’s new! And shiny! And isn’t that what matters?

Alessia

Alessia Cara is like Grace VanDerWaal in the sense that the more of her and the less of everything else there is, the better. Like Grace, she’s so unique in her talent and vocal approach that having a full band and other people singing with her just dilutes her and makes the performance worse. Diluting pure awesome just makes it less awesome.

Flyover

There will be something done about it, but it will be at the expense of the Great Lakes. Wait till we start piping water out en masse. Oh yeah, it’s going to happen. There is no real technical challenge here; it’s just logistics. And we’ll do it, and it’ll be bad.

Cruel Tee

I know that people will see this as cruel or similar, but one of the reasons I said a hard no to getting any fatter than I already was is seeing so many obese people with overpronated feet, and knee varus and valgus. Unsurprisingly this is very bad for you — it pretty much inevitably leads to chronic pain throughout your lower body and arthritis over time.

However, what bothers me about it is how it looks. Someone with knees bent inward or outward and whose feet are the same just looks…unnatural. I truly do not know how people let things get so far gone where they are visibly destroying very obviously their legs and then just keep on eating. This hints at how very strong the hunger drive is in most people, I think.

Anyway, I don’t intend cruelty or shaming, but all I had to do to be motivated to eat less was imagining how very much I didn’t want my legs and feet to get to that state.