Surprisingly Key

It’s surpassingly difficult to get people to press three keys at the same time on a computer keyboard. Is it that hard?

It must be, because some people it takes them minutes to get it. I understand — I grew up with computers and I also have been trained on piano. But still, press and hold three keys at once doesn’t seem that puzzlingly complex, does it?

Gan

In a way, I have a lot of respect for vegans. It takes deep commitment to actively harm yourself and your children (if you have any) for an ahistorical and scientifically-unsupported mode of living.

Of course, the pseudo-monasticism and deprivation is part of the appeal. Seems to satisfy some deep human need.

That’s Nuts

Yeah. I see Fat Acceptance types say things like, “I only eat a handful of nuts a few times a day as a snack, and my regular meals.”

An adult-size handful of nuts, depending on the nut and the hand, is 200-500 calories! So, eating a few handfuls a day means that you’ve met your daily calorie limit already without any other meal. Nuts are highly caloric, as are “salads” loaded with bacon, dressing, hard-boiled eggs, etc. A lot of people eat supposed healthy food to complete excess and then claim they have no idea why they can’t lose weight, and claim to only be eating a few hundred calories a day because they have no idea the energy density of the food they eat.

Sometimes, I eat a few ounces of nuts and a piece of cheese or two for lunch. I’ve had people comment incredulously, “That’s all you’re eating?”

Indeed, that’s all I am eating, because that’s 600 damn calories right there. That’s enough for anyone’s lunch.

Absurd portion sizes and lack of knowledge (and lack of wanting to possess knowledge) of energy density in foods dooms many people to eating 3,000 calories a day when they think they are eating 1,000.