Bagged Out

Happened to me when I realized that the bag I was carrying my laptop to work in was older than the intern I was speaking with. I bought it in the army. Bag was 23 years old. Intern was 21.

Damn.

Dipshits

Exactly. Every single holiday ever is made-up, ersatz, bullshit, fake, built on shaky or wrong or terrible foundations, and are are at the same time necessary for building a community, a society, a nation — and are just plain fun.

The arrogant, clueless “progressive” thinking they are springing some big gotcha on everyone by saying, “Here’s the REAL HISTORY of Thanksgiving” are the equivalent of the tech-bro-engineer “well, actually….” guy and just as annoying and worthless.

What good do the progs think attempt to take away Thanksgiving is even going to do, anyway? How do they think that helps anything at all?

Of course, when you look at it in the light of their attempt at open borders nonsense and their overweening project of enforcing the neoliberal order, their desired destruction of traditions and nuance makes more sense I guess.

Threat Prob

Windows Defender and also many, many NBA (network behavioral analysis) tools use non-trivial probabilistic models to assess system threats.

See here and here for more info on Windows Defender.

An interesting consequence of this is that on two endpoints loaded with all the same versions of everything, some file or process might be marked as a threat and quarantined on one system, while on a functionally-identical machine the same (SHA1-identical hash) file is not. Makes many things much harder rather than easier.

Date Not Any Night

Exactly. MRA dating advice is terrible, and feminist dating advice is also just as absurdly terrible.

Listen to either one of those, you’ll spend a lot of time alone. I was going to write something about why feminist dating advice is so horrendous, but I just don’t care. Ignore it is all you need to do.

Boomerang

It’s strange to watch people willingly and knowing punch themselves in the face. But the Boomers have been doing it for a long time, and the UK is about to do it to themselves, too, it appears.

I said over a decade ago that the neoliberal top priority in the UK was destroying NHS. And yep, here we are.

Hire Power

Generally, anyone in IT can very easily find out anything you’ve done on any work device, and knows the “secret” stuff you’ve been doing, but unless it’s highly illegal or dangerous, they won’t narc you out and don’t care that much.

FU2

With all the revelations about Google’s privacy-destroying tactics and their crippling ad-blocking in Chrome, Firefox, if they hadn’t been so damn bone-headed, should be killing it.

Instead, they are a sad also-ran. That’s what happens when you fuck your most devoted user base.

Good fucking riddance, shitheads. Fuck you.