Kohler’s new showerhead is also an Alexa-powered smart speaker.
The future is here, and it is fucking terrible.
Day: January 3, 2020, 11:06 PM
Probably Determined
I don’t believe in probability but I also don’t believe in determinism.
What do?
DL
I need to get a new driver’s license photo taken because my face has changed so much in the last year of working out that people are beginning to doubt it’s me in the photo. Happened to me buying rum at the liquor store today.
Bookers
Was thinking about joining a book club to get some outside of work social contact, and then I thought the one I was interested in was a women-only book club because literally every confirmed attendee of the next event was a woman.
Nope, but apparently pretty much only women join these and actually attend. Well, that’s just fine with me — I am not complaining at all. I didn’t fully realize, though, just how much reading is something women utterly dominate now.
Weirdarg
It’s a very weird argument that because China isn’t doing much about climate change, that no one should.
“Well, Paul didn’t replace his tires, I shouldn’t either!” Makes perfect sense. If you are a fucking dumbass.
T-bird
I'd love to see a Jurassic Park with some of these bastards in it https://t.co/FYxd4JymDe
— Chad Vigorous (@PrettyBadLefty) January 3, 2020
That movie has already been made:
Not a great movie, but the design of the bird is pretty accurate. And yes, they likely would’ve been that agile.
Brole
Over the past few years, supporters of Bernie Sanders have called me the following names:
-Goku-lookin ass
-Mr. doodoo ass
-butt butt mcgee
-mrs. potato dick
-the notorious B.I.G.
-mr lookin like a water balloon filled with mashed potatoes
-Gaydolf Shitler— Goy Division/Jew Order (@ben_geier) January 3, 2020
Great satire there. BernieBros are like the Sasquatch. Many feminists, mostly between the ages of 40-70 (but not exclusively), claim to have been sorely beset by these creatures but never have any evidence of any kind of their existence. It’s quite the mystery. Despite numerous methods of recording what occurs and when on a computer or a smartphone, somehow they “just blocked” or “deleted” or “they are too tired” to take even a single screenshot of these malicious beasts.
One day, as with Sasquatch, we might have substantive proof of the existence of these terrifying and ubiquitous neo-unicorns. But until then, we’ll just have to take these women — who certainly have no other agenda — at their word I guess.
Some Surprise
Is it some sort of coincidence or what that basing an identity around making yourself a corpulent consuming lump of lard confined to a sofa corresponds exactly to the need of capital’s enrichment and continuation? Surely that’s just an accident, right guys? Right? Right?
Yeah, it’s just a big ‘ol coincidence for sure.
Su Meng
Sorry for the potato video quality and 4:3 mess, but it’s worth it. My favorite Paganini piece, by the way. When you see those chord changes, damn:
If I played guitar, I’d give up after seeing this.
Flea 2
Wow. One of my favorite basslines and she nails it. Very hard to get the spirit of that one because you have to be playful and dance around the notes, yet be very precise at the same time. Extremely challenging to say the least.
A new Flea? And gorgeous five-string Yamaha bass there. I can’t play it, but it’s lovely.
Grassed Out
I do not care for Lana del Rey’s music, even though I get what she is trying to do, what she is commenting on. It’s just all so boring, though. It’s like watching grass wither.